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In the Court of the Dipshit King

by Loud Stupid Americans

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Relax 01:53
I never do the laundry because I have no time And you should see my toilet The grime it is sublime I never call my parents and they don't see my view They think I am a slacker I wish I had one moment to Relax.. relax.. relax.. relax.. There needs to be vacation I need to take a break The guy who thought up "full time" He made a big mistake You'd think I'd have the weekend but I am in five bands Maybe I should quit some and then and only then I can Relax.. relax.. relax.. relax.. The years are quickly passing but nothing's getting done And I don't see improvement and I'm not having fun I don't think I'll give up because I need the bread So maybe when I'm eighty Or maybe when I'm dead I can Relax.. relax.. relax.. relax..
Genius mind trapped inside his head Shared his notes but never shared his bed You can eat the fruit of knowledge from that apple tree But I'll believe it when I see it - like gravity Crazy mind after 25 Fifty years he would stay alive* You can blame it on your virtue That doesn't work with me Yeah I'll believe it when I see it - like gravity (*actually he lived to be 85 but whatever)
Tour Gods 03:59
From darkness soon the city glows Who tells me where to wash my clothes? Who drags me to the coffee shop? Who points to where the people stop? Who helps me put the flyers up? Who gives my tired van a jump? Who has a place for me to crash? Who has a check for me to cash? Who makes me dinner, breakfast too? Who listens to what I've been through? Who lets me shake and heat the air? Who smiles but probably doesn't care?
I just changed your litter And I feed you expensive food I'll leave the back door open all night Even though we sometimes get raccoons I have a perfect solution: I'LL EAT YOU!!!
Survivor Sux 00:38
I was nice in times when I could have been Cruel or at least forceful I'm so hungry I don't wanna be eliminated! I don't wanna be eliminated! I don't wanna be eliminated! I don't wanna be eliminated!
Iron ball direction - round metal perfection Iron ball direction - gives me hand erection I roll them around in my palm and I'm calm Clockwise and counter-clockwise My fingers explode!


Long ago I had this idea to form many bands where it's actually me writing/playing/singing everything but hidden behind a stream of fake identities. This plan went nowhere. These are the 4-track cassette demos of one of them, circa 2002.


released June 1, 2002

Written/performed by Matt Lebofsky
Recorded at home onto 4-track cassette
Cleaned up a little bit by Dan Rathbun

Artwork by Eric Lebofsky




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I am/was in many bands. Bodies Floating Ashore, Monstrika, Secret Chiefs 3, miRthkon, MoeTar, Faun Fables, Research & Development, Fuxedos, Three Piece Combo, Fuzzy Cousins, Mumble & Peg. Herein you'll find my solo stuff and other oddities, pretty much entirely played/recorded by me unless noted otherwise. ... more


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